Have you ever been so tall that you can’t feel your eyebrows, even when you physically touch them? If not, try smoking Moon Rocks, and I guarantee you will get there. Recently I smoked them for the first time, and two months later, I still can’t locate my facial features. (Worth it, by the way).
What are Moon Rocks?
The origins of Moon Rocks are a bit confusing. Still, rumors abound that the Starbudz760 dispensary invented them for the first time, with the legendary West Coast rapper Kurupt popularizing the product and marking his version called Kurupt Moonrock.
Moon Rocks is a Megazord of THC: they are essentially cannabis buds (historically GSC, but any strain is enough) submerged or sprinkled with hashish oil, then rolled into kief. Although the power of each lot of Moon Rocks varies and depends on how it is made / who produces it, the consensus is that they have about 50% THC.
How do you smoke Moon Rocks?
Hitting Moon Rocks produces a delightful kief flavor and rich in terpenes that makes you say: “Woooo, that’s delicious.” The clouds of smoke produced are super large and complete, so each blow is very close to your own experience.
And the high? Oh friend, oh friend, don’t even make me start high. Starting at the head, and eventually spreading all over the body to the toes, the height of Moon Rocks is one of those slow burns that you feel at first, but 30 minutes later, you realize that you have reached the top of a mountain—not having been ready to climb. I smoked my gram of Moon Rocks around 5 p.m., and when I woke up the next morning at 7 a.m., I was still on Mars waiting for the train back to Earth.
How to make your moon rocks
Although Moon Rocks are commonly made with GSC flower and GSC concentrate, you can make your Moon Rocks any way you want. All you need is the following:
- Your favorite variety/flower
- Your favorite concentrate/hash oil
- A large bowl of kief from the bottom of his grinder
- Some tweezers (or any grip/pinch device)
A liquid dropper
Step 1: Take a nugget or two of your favorite bud/flower choice. I suggest using one of the densest nugs as it will keep the final cannabis cocktail better.
Step 2: take your favorite concentrate. If it is very thick and difficult to handle, heat it until it is a little liquid, then use a dropper that allows you to completely cover your bud without having to immerse it in the concentrate. (Excessive saturation of your outbreak can cause longer drying times and difficulties to turn it on.)
Step 3: Use your tweezers to grab the cocoon and roll it until the whole nugget is covered with crystal goodness.
Step 4: Let your Moon Rock dry until it is ready for action, then smoke it.
Tips on how to Smoke Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks is recommended for advanced cannabis users, as they have a significant impact. Here are some tips on how to prepare for your Moon Rocks experience.
Whether it’s a bong or a pipe, use some glass for moonrock kush because it’s not your typical flower. It is thick and greasy and will have to be torn piece by piece as if it were trying to split a nerd’s rope with someone. If you plan to roll it alone, think again; Not only will you not have enough Moon Rocks to do it (unless you buy, for example, 18 grams), you will not be able to keep it on as a normal blunt/joint would remain on.
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Throw them on top of some flower
The greasy texture of moonrock kush makes them a little difficult to light or keep a cherry, but if you throw them on top of some flower, you’ll be ready to go. It will also be doubly high, but honestly, at this point, you can’t even worry about the level of highness at which it will end. (The answer is the top). If you break some moon rocks and spray them on the yolk of the ground, you can roll a blunt/joint and make it work for you.
Finish all your daily tasks before smoking
We all like to get high and do things, but moonrock kush is not a Blue Dream-like sensation where you’re going to be high and ready for action, Jackson. If you have to do a workout or some tasks to finish during the day, do it before smoking or else you will pass out, then wake up stressed for all the time you lost. Do not make my mistakes. I smoked Moon Rocks thinking that I was about to throw 1,500 words of literary fire, only to discover that my fingers don’t even work once that high level reaches my soul.
Do not forget to stay hydrated
You’ll be so dehydrated that you’ll look like SpongeBob when Sandy had him in the air dome for the first time. The cottonmouth is real. Go ahead and take a gallon of water and sit it directly next to you while smoking Moon Rocks, because once you hit high, you won’t want to move a single muscle to get up and drink a glass of high-quality H2O.
The same goes for the snacks you plan to eat once the senior grab your stomach and makes it turn back. (I suggest some chocolate covered almonds. They are delicious).
Choose the right environment
If you are going to hit some moonrock kush, do it in a comfortable and stimulating environment where everything around you brings your soul to life. You will be in the stuck mode, and all you want to do is sit and relax inside yourself, so go ahead and do your sofa game well.